I don’t like Valentine’s Day. It’s a silly, fake holiday and I refuse to celebrate it. (Though sometimes Cory and I choose to go to a burlesque show on 2/14 and do wish each other a happy Debauchery Day. But that’s a tale for another time.) The only thing I hate more than Valentine’s Day itself is the sappy, gag-inducing forced sentiment associated with it. I do love a good greeting card though and in an effort to stop being such a valen-grinch I took a peek across the interwebs for some adequate v-day options. (Still not sending any, but hey we all love a little mid-week procrastination.) Celebrating a stupid holiday is NO EXCUSE to buy a shitty card, so if you’re going to do it, at least do it well.